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孟小军的全家遭遇了一场惨烈的车祸，他们骑的摩托车被卡车撞翻，孟小军受了重伤，年仅4岁的女儿严重脑损伤，而妻子则当场死亡。女儿必须在一周之内做一台昂贵的手术才能保住性命，手术的花费要十二万，作为小县城的修车工，孟小军根本无法在一周之内凑到钱。所以，走投无路的他听从了太平间管理员老张的建议：打算将妻子的遗体卖到农村，与一个刚刚死去的年轻人结成阴婚。 All the families of Xiaojun Meng suffered a serious car accident. A truck rammed his motorcycle and Xiaojun Meng was hurt badly and her four-year-old daughter was suffered a fearful brain damage, but her wife was dead, unfortunately. In order to save her daughter, she must be conducted an expensive operation within a week, which costs ￥120,000. Since Meng is a car mechanic in a small town, there is no doubt that Meng cannot pay the operation fee. At last, he followed the mortuary administrator, Lao Zhang’s advice, that is, he would sell his wife’s remains to rural and got her Yin married with a dead young man.。祖儿同柏芝自赢了大赛后因争仔而决裂，水晶晶领队杨生邀请柏芝及冬阴功加入有3T及军婆坐镇的水晶晶。柏芝加入后与军婆组成Twins，大杀四方，更连挫祖儿的水蜜蜜。祖儿与队长伊健为救球队，决定千里昭昭邀请正在巡回演出的隆婆归队。后来，村长决定派水晶晶队代表清迈出赛，杨生决定加入新血，放逐柏芝与冬阴功。柏芝与祖儿言归于好，回归水蜜蜜，迎战水晶晶，结果……。蒂娜和罗尼是一对游手好闲、不务正业的小情侣。一天，蒂娜发现自己怀孕了。因无力抚养，蒂娜和罗尼计划把未出世的孩子卖给一对有钱的夫妻保罗和玛利亚。事情开始进展得很顺利，可是因为罗尼打了蒂娜一巴掌而急转直下。双方撕破了脸，一场关于孩子的大战就此轰轰烈烈地上演。。